Pink Toilet Paper
After we dropped off Novan at school today, Beya asked where we were going. I replied, "To Wal-Mart to get toilet paper."
Beya said, "What kind of toilet paper?"
Me: "The regular kind."
Beya: "No! WHAT KIND?"
Me: "Beya I'm not sure what you are talking about but it's going to be plain white toilet paper."
Beya: "White toilet paper? No, I don't want white toilet paper."
Me: "Well what kind do you want?"
Beya: "Pink toilet paper!"
Me: (giggling) Beya they don't make pink toilet paper.
Beya: (notices me laughing) "Well I want pink!"
She pretty much goes on about pink toilet paper but eventually stops when I finally stop laughing at her. The funnier part is that all day today she has spouted off random toilet paper colors in mid-conversation simply to get a reaction.
Me: "Beya do you want some string cheese with lunch?"
Beya: "BLACK TOILET PAPER!" (giggling)
Me: "Beya it's nap time."
Beya: "GREEN TOILET PAPER!"
Me while trying to sew something: "Beya stop playing with my fabric."
Beya: "PINK TOILET PAPER!"
This went on all day long and each time Beya would crack herself up. I think she could probably handle some kind of standup routine. I also think she'd be the perfect candidate for "Kids say the Darndest Things" because she always has an answer for everything even if it doesn't make any sense... because she has explanations for her answers too. She is such a riot. When we were at Wal-Mart actually picking out the toilet paper she points to one package and asks, "Is that the kind of toilet paper bears use?"
Me: (laughing because it's the Charmin kind with the bears from the commercials on it) "No bears don't actually use toilet paper. That's just on TV."
Beya: "Yeah... they wipe their butts and the pieces are stuck behind so they have to get them off."
Thanks Charmin. Thanks alot.
Beya said, "What kind of toilet paper?"
Me: "The regular kind."
Beya: "No! WHAT KIND?"
Me: "Beya I'm not sure what you are talking about but it's going to be plain white toilet paper."
Beya: "White toilet paper? No, I don't want white toilet paper."
Me: "Well what kind do you want?"
Beya: "Pink toilet paper!"
Me: (giggling) Beya they don't make pink toilet paper.
Beya: (notices me laughing) "Well I want pink!"
She pretty much goes on about pink toilet paper but eventually stops when I finally stop laughing at her. The funnier part is that all day today she has spouted off random toilet paper colors in mid-conversation simply to get a reaction.
Me: "Beya do you want some string cheese with lunch?"
Beya: "BLACK TOILET PAPER!" (giggling)
Me: "Beya it's nap time."
Beya: "GREEN TOILET PAPER!"
Me while trying to sew something: "Beya stop playing with my fabric."
Beya: "PINK TOILET PAPER!"
This went on all day long and each time Beya would crack herself up. I think she could probably handle some kind of standup routine. I also think she'd be the perfect candidate for "Kids say the Darndest Things" because she always has an answer for everything even if it doesn't make any sense... because she has explanations for her answers too. She is such a riot. When we were at Wal-Mart actually picking out the toilet paper she points to one package and asks, "Is that the kind of toilet paper bears use?"
Me: (laughing because it's the Charmin kind with the bears from the commercials on it) "No bears don't actually use toilet paper. That's just on TV."
Beya: "Yeah... they wipe their butts and the pieces are stuck behind so they have to get them off."
Thanks Charmin. Thanks alot.
hahahahahaha. She is HILARIOUS! and she looks exactly like you!
ReplyDeleteWhat a funny girl! I wasn't looking at the picture, but could see it out of the corner of my eye while I was reading and I thought it was you! She looks just like you!
ReplyDeleteP.S. When I was little, my mom used to buy pink toilet paper . . . and blue and yellow. And my grandma had TP with flowers.
Hilarious! She sounds so smart!
ReplyDeleteBut honestly... I wouldn't mind some pink toilet paper myself ;)